Tuesday, 15 May 2007

You're too young for smoking

9 comments:

Mike & Ann said...

What ? do my eyes deceive me ? A young lady smoking a 'whacking white cheroot' in what looks suspiciously like her Grandpapa's best archair ? Oh well. I blame the parents meself. Or, come to think of it the French ('cause I always blame the French.

Crowbard said...

I'm too young for smoking too - but at 62 I'm too old for everything else.

Only dead people should smoke because smoking kills live people!

As long as you don't smoke, you can come to supper. There's jellied eels, wiggled worms and battered beetles. I could probably manage toast and marmalade if you bring GG with you.
Love, GU Carl.

Mike & Ann said...

WOT! NO ANTS?

Crowbard said...

If PaPa Mike wants to bring his Aunts they will be welcome too!
Sorry only aunts - no ants, Jude doesn't like them and anyway Sainsbury's has sold out!

tidahl said...

can I eat my aunts?

Crowbard said...

You can try if your very brave but I wouldn't think much of your survival chances. From what I've seen of your Aunts they are all experts at not being eaten. In fact I think it says in my history book that none of your aunts have ever been eaten succesfully, not even by lions!
But if you are incredibly brave and have very sharp teeth you might try a quick nibble just to see if they are edible. Hmmm?

Mike & Ann said...

Dear Tidahl, with reference to your question as to whether your aunts are edible, I think the answer has to be almost certainly not. The phrase 'tough old birds' springs to mind, as do all of Bertie Wooster's aunts spring to mind when thinking of my daughters. I would think aunt Dahlia would be rather like your aunt Sarah, and as to aunt Agatha well the obvious equasion there would be your Mummie, and as for aunt...... no, I'd better stop there or I'll have a pack of aunts baying after me (your aunts that is, not Bertie Wooster's, although that would be preferable as his aunts are only fictional, and yours are REAL.) Give your immediate family (and indeed all our Swedish connexions our love, We remain your affectionate 849325- and $%^&£((*. (This is to preserve our ananonimity.)

saana said...

seriosly?!

Mike & Ann said...

Hi Saana. As an English Grandpapa I am always serious. No, not seriously.
Regards, Tuva and Strawberry's Pa.