That is a strange portrait of a very peculiar elf. Does it dance in the forest and sing magic songs that make its aunties easier to eat? I'm very glad indeed that it is not you!
Yes, it is. You do not, of course, know who this is answering you; but I happen to know you; and that is you, providing you are who I think you are, and you are really, aren't you ??? It is very cruel to try and confuse further your elderly relations, but if you really do not know whether that is a portrait of you or and elf, you should ask your mother, who I do know really well, if you are who I think you are, etc, etc, maunder, maunder. With love from your Pa (if I am who................)
Dear Tidahl, please what is happening in elf land? You seem to be observing radio silence these days, and we here in England need to know what is happening. Have you eaten anything else in the forest, or nibbled an aunt, or does your prolonged lack of communication indicate that you have gone off to join the Swedish National Elf Service ????? Please reply soon; England is agog! P.s. We have been shown a clip of your sister performing what appears to be an Irish jig on the edge of a hole in the road. Does this indicate that as you are turning into an elf she is turning into a leprachaun? I think she'd make rather a good one. Much love, your P$£%&*** (anonimity remeber).
I am afraid she is being a bit elfish and concentrating on her social commitments... end of term ball, dinner party, and (probably at the bottom of it) garden party last week and Teddy Bears Picnic and slumber party this week amongst other tings. The leprachaun is heavily engaged too.
While it is never elfish to be selfish if you sit in the pantry you can become shelf-ish. I believe this once happened to an ancient aunt who got locked in the pantry by mistake and was there so long she became very like a shelf. When the pantry was next opened the owner was surprised to find an extra plate of mussels there. Yes, she had become shell-fish. And that is how aunts were discovered to be edible. Love Nutty-Nuncle Carl.
I have a little sister. My mum and dad aren't divorced. My mum's an art teacher, and she comes from England. My dad used to work in the military. He got a heart-attack, but he didn't die.
this is not me
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That is a strange portrait of a very peculiar elf. Does it dance in the forest and sing magic songs that make its aunties easier to eat?
I'm very glad indeed that it is not you!
Yes, it is. You do not, of course, know who this is answering you; but I happen to know you; and that is you, providing you are who I think you are, and you are really, aren't you ??? It is very cruel to try and confuse further your elderly relations, but if you really do not know whether that is a portrait of you or and elf, you should ask your mother, who I do know really well, if you are who I think you are, etc, etc, maunder, maunder. With love from your Pa (if I am who................)
Dear Tidahl, please what is happening in elf land? You seem to be observing radio silence these days, and we here in England need to know what is happening. Have you eaten anything else in the forest, or nibbled an aunt, or does your prolonged lack of communication indicate that you have gone off to join the Swedish National Elf Service ????? Please reply soon; England is agog!
P.s. We have been shown a clip of your sister performing what appears to be an Irish jig on the edge of a hole in the road. Does this indicate that as you are turning into an elf she is turning into a leprachaun? I think she'd make rather a good one. Much love, your P$£%&*** (anonimity remeber).
I am afraid she is being a bit elfish and concentrating on her social commitments... end of term ball, dinner party, and (probably at the bottom of it) garden party last week and Teddy Bears Picnic and slumber party this week amongst other tings. The leprachaun is heavily engaged too.
While it is never elfish to be selfish if you sit in the pantry you can become shelf-ish. I believe this once happened to an ancient aunt who got locked in the pantry by mistake and was there so long she became very like a shelf. When the pantry was next opened the owner was surprised to find an extra plate of mussels there. Yes, she had become shell-fish. And that is how aunts were discovered to be edible.
Love Nutty-Nuncle Carl.
When I say she became very like a shelf I mean she became bored stiff or perhaps a stiff board.
N-N Carl
I keep getting a message that says this page contains both secure and nonsense items. - I expect the nonsense items are mine?
N-N Carl
sorry for worrying u. I am not crabby but in full elf.
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